Mike Kosciesza, sports There have been some changes to the NHL All-Star Game this year, and not everyone is happy. The NHL has moved to a three-on-three style … Continue reading
On Mr. Stohn, University Finances, and… Shit, Why Are There No Figures For 2014-2015 in the 2014-2015 Report on Philanthropy?
This special editorial will reappear, with additional exclusive material including an interview with Stephen Stohn, in the November Issue of Absynthe. By now, most of the Trent community has heard … Continue reading
Spratt Geddit, Guest Writer A group of researchers from Trent University, under the leadership of Associate Professor of Anthropology, Phil T. Schlong, are set to publish a paper this fall … Continue reading
Chex Scurvy, Politics Undisclosed Canadian Town. At an unspecified campaign stop somewhere in the ten provinces and three territories, which allowed no journalists, students, student journalists, scientists, niqabi women, unclean animals, … Continue reading
Absynthe Magazine Official Meeting September 8th: Meeting Minutes By Christian Wigglesworth, Absynthe Secretary and Poet Tuesday September 8th in the year of our Lord 2015. Sadleir House. All in Attendance 3:57pm. Introductions begin and all are … Continue reading
Pack Rabbit, Guest Writer It’s been a tense couple of months for the scandal-ridden TCSA, but in some ways the show goes on. Disgraced, outgoing Temporary Interim Union President Fatima … Continue reading
Matt Flamers, campus sex & relationships A local student has finally had “the talk” with his girlfriend inside his own mind—several times, in fact. The breakthrough occurred on a typical … Continue reading